Now, with Skymall seemingly coming to an end, the bandwagon has been hopped upon...with a number of articles highlighting the best products we're all going to miss. In my eulogy to the Skymall, I've decided to write my own...Top 5 products I'm going to miss, plus an honorable mention.
#5 - The iGrow Laser Hair Growing Helmet. "In weeks", after wearing this helmet, you'll get thicker, fuller looking hair. You'll be alone, but at least your hair will be fuller.
#4 - The Men's Padded Butt Enhancer Brief. First of all, this product should come with a free psychologist appointment. However, I was especially interested in the fact that it's fast-drying...just in case. It's breathable, too. Whew!
#3 - The Hot Dog Scented T-Shirt. I'm sure the cologne industry shuttered when they saw this...having spent years developing scents, probably over a lunch time hot dog, when the answer was right under their nose. Smell like a hot dog all day long.
#2 - The Paper Towel Dispenser / Power Adapter. Because I want to have electricity running through the kitchen accessory that I only use when my hands are wet. Brilliant!
#1 - The Power Nap Head Pillow. This guy is sitting in public with this thing on...and there isn't a crowd around him? Although I've matured a bit, that earhole would be an awfully attractive basketball hoop while waiting for a flight. I must admit, this may not have come from the SkyMall catalog, but if it didn't, then who cares...it should have.
Honorable Mention: The Paligamist, Pajama Obsessed Dad. It's not because these pajamas are so cheesy that I point this page out. I just want to make sure this guy's 3 wives and 7 kids know that he's living a triple life. A triple life with a strange addiction...to pajamas.
I'll be on multiple flights again this upcoming week...so I may be taking the copy with me as suggested, hoping it may someday be a collectible.
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